aslan che manii mide k berii ?
Mage ma mizarim k U harjai berii ,
begu nayan donbalet ma khodemun mibarim miresunimet k
beduniim dokhtaremuno daste ki misparim
Sobh k mikhastam beraam , aghaye dr migoftan :
Khanume Elmiraa residiii zang bezanii
Ma khialemun rahat beshee
Mahjubekhanum migoftan:
Elmira zud biay k ma delemun vasat tang mishe
Kholasee ba koliiiii khande o
chashm chashmmmm ,
raftam suye zohre jaan
Khunashun dar Downtown , be faseleye 15 minie khuneye ma bud ,
ye borje kheyli bozorg o zibaa
Kamelan shabihe hotel
vasam jaleb bud k chetor inja zendgi mikonan
K khode agha behzad tozih dad k
Inja emkan nadare ye irani ro rah bedano faghat male puldaraye americaie va
Manam be vaseteye sharike americaim tunestam inja ro
vase 2 mah azash ejare konam
Tamame suiteshun aynekari va sarasar ba asare farsh o asare bastani chide shode bud
Agha behzad tu kare kharid o forush o rofugarie farshan
Chizi k tu khunehaye America
kheyli gahbele tavajohe:
1.Tedade ziade closethastt , anbariaye bozorg o porja , hadeaghal 2 ya 3taaa
2. lavazeme ashpazkhunashun kheyliiii yoghor o porjast , makhsusan yakhchalashun
3.mesle Englis , dastshuiashun va
hataaa dushe hamameshun , shelang nadare
ba zohre jan o agah behzad k etefaghaan mesle BehzadiiM khordadiaaam budan,
kheyli khosh gozasht , inghaddr alii o jAme az tajrobiateshun vasam goftan koli rahnamiim kardan ,
az sakhtiai k keshide budan o tamame in 7sali k bi zohre inja sar kardan o cheghadr pashimun budan
k behtarin salhaye omreshno inhame az ham dur budano har2shun dar eyne shadie emruz ,
boghze ruzai k dur az ham gozarundan hanuzzz nakhabide budd o
makhsuan agha behzado kheyli az pa daravorde budd
ghalbaam ajibbb takun khord,
bishtar az ghabl Deltange BehzadaM shodam
Az unjai k in agha behzad kheyli shukh bud ,koliam khaterate khandedar o jaleb az dustano
eshtebahati k dar badve vorud be inja karde budan o be banamakie tamuumm vasamun goftan o khandidim
delam mikhad yeki az khaterate jalebesho inja benevisam ta hame baham bekhandiim:
yeki az dustaneshun k kheylii adame sadei bude 2sale pish varede America mishe ba sathe zabane besiaaar zaiif ,
dustaneshun dar inja behesh ye rahnami mikonan unam inke:
bebin refigh vaghti mirii tuye forushgahaa , ye jahai balaye ye seri az Ghafaseha neveshte:
“buy one , get one free “
yani yeki bekhar , yeki dige ro rayegan bebaar
pas havaseto jam kono hushmand bashh k azina betuni gir biariii !
ye shab sate 11 shaab be khuneye in duste tamas migiraan , cashiere ye forushgah bude ba asabaniate tamum behesh goftee:
heeyyyyy sir , could you drop off this stupid guyyyy?
Kholasee mifahmaaan k naguuu in stupid guy rafte tu forushgah o ye nushabe bardashtee o dide rush neveshtee : suger free
Pas ba zoghe tamumm bardashte o koliaam tu delesh be hushe khodesh tabrik gofte o rafte dame sandugh o pasho karde tu ye kafshh k
Khanum man in nushabe ro mikham bekharaam
Yalla ye sugere rayegan bayad behem bediiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Sate 3.30 mano resundan dame khune
Vaghti vared shodam aghaye dr o mahjube khanum daro berum baz kardano 3taiii mohkam hamo baghal kadiim o
Mahjube khanum goftaan: vaaay koja budi omide khunee
Aghaye dr :
Elmira behet khosh gozasht ? motmayenan na bishtar az injaaaaa
Injaaa khunate , khanevadatimm maaa
Dige age khastii beriii bezar bade raftane maaa
Khodaaya age in nemaat nist , pas chiee
Ta residam raftim birun :
1.Bank of America : aghaye dr mikhastan pul begiran , manam ba mohitesho karash ashna shodam k
vaghti khodam khastam biaym daghighan koja bayad beram
2. daftare At&T k aghaye dr mikhastan ghabze mobileshuno pardakht konan
3.daftare social security : mano bordan k daghighan behem yad bedan kojast k vaghti greencardam umado
inha ham mosaferatano nistan , khodam bayad biam inja o darkhaste card konam
4.akhar ham raftim 2ta market : “Babies” va “Best Buy” k vagehaaan jaye Arashio khalii kardam,
sarta saaar anvae tv , mobile , durbin,laptop, mp3 , mp4 va ...
Guya 1shanbeye har 3 mah ,
OFF e kheyli alii mizane
Pas felan beghole aghaye dr :
Hanuz mahsulatesh ru Sale nabud
O kharideshun felan be sarfe nist
Sate 7 agahye dr raftan uni k class dashtan
Mano mahjube khanumam dobare tebgeh adate harshab raftim , lake nazdike khune o
Baz be sanjaba ghaza dadimo baham harf zadimo piaderavi kardimo
Zudtar bargashtim khune
Emshab 7garde vorudame
Bavaram nemishe faghat 7 ruze k az hamatun dur budamo hanuzzz rahe tulani dar pishe
Mersiii az hamishe hamrahitun
Dusetun daraam kheiliii
7.May.10
